Friday, April 1, 2011

HoN April Fools Patch - HoN 3.0 Fake Patch Notes

April Fools Fake Patch Notes - HoN 3.0
*These are not the official patch notes for HoN 3.0.

The fake patch notes were released by IamRoot of S2 Games.
These are not real and are just for fun - April 1, 2011.
April Fools!


Derp!

HoN Version 3.0.1 (April Fools 2011)
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- Fixed Puppetmaster's Voodoo Puppet not deleting heroes
- Tremble fixed multicast percentages: will now multicast 3x more often

Version 3.0.0 (April Fools 2011)
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- Ports to Xbox 360, Xbox Playstation 3, Playstation 2, Playstation, Wii, Nintendo DS, GameCube, Nintendo 64, Super Nintendo, NES, Commodore 64, Dreamcast, Atari 2600, and UNIVAC now available.
*Targeting and camera changed to 1st/3rd person shooter view.
- Power-ups will now spawn at -1:30 game-time and last 10 minutes. Normal runes spawn every quarter hour synchronized with US atomic clocks rather than game time.

- Buying Back is now changed: the first 2 per player will be free, subsequent uses will be charged as usual
* They never 'restock', so you can buy back for free only twice during any single game
* The game tells you when you buy back how many free buybacks you have remaining

- Fixed the bounty for Barracks so that Kongor gets the bounty as well
* Was bugged and everyone on the team except Kongor got bounty

- Fixed a crash with the Match Stats screen
- You may spawn additional creep waves for 200g per wave from a barracks. 1s cooldown to prevent accidental double clicks.
- Normal mode removed.
- If you experience network lag, you may now press the dc icon to deploy imaginary nanobots on a mission to fix your internet connection. Please note that any nanobots you may see are merely side effects of HoN's addictive ingredients and are not actually real.
- Any and all attempts to get technical support without first reading the wiki will result in a fearsome display of absolutely nothing.

== Items ==

- Alchemist Bones are now able to target Rampage
* When targeted in this manner, rampage will turn into a giant golden hippo.
Golden Hippos are awesome.

- Doombringer
* No longer drops on death.

- Tablet of Command now takes a Doombringer instead of an Apprentice's Robe
* Stat gain changed from +16 Intelligence to +10 intelligence +300 damage


== Heroes ==

- Added a new Hellbourne Agility Hero: Boobquake This is part of S2's commitment to include more boobs in HoN 2.0

Andromeda
- Fixed a bug with Void Rip that caused you and her target to move

Bloodhunter
- Hero removed.

Chipper
- Fixed Rocket Barrage so you gain a taco when you level it from 2 to 3. Everyone should gain tacos. They're lovely.

Chronos
- Broke his Curse of Ages Tool-tip
- Fixed Curse of Ages stunning enemy heroes

Deadwood
- Willowmaker stops beating around the bush and instantly kills targeted hero or Kongor.

Demented Shaman
- Fixed an issue with Unbreakable when you have a cloak

Devourer
- Stopped him from standing up

Doctor Repulsor
- Corrected some issues with his abilities: Ludicrous Speed no longer moves the player

Engineer
- Fixed turret not duplicating items.
- Engineer may now transform ultimate gadget into permanent tier 1/2/3 towers.

Kraken
- Tsunami Charge cleaned up
- Fixed Tsunami Charge so that if he's still charging and dies, his corpse will do the tango
- Fixed a bug where Accursed's Fire Shield can shield Kraken and he can rock out

Legionnaire
- Updated the Taunt so that it will function MAKE HIM ROAR LIKE A MAN

Pandamonium
- Fixed from being a talking panda. I mean seriously.

Pebbles
- Slab Skin renamed to Pubble Stomp and gains a 10000 range blink (no cooldown).

Pharaoh
- Wall of Mummies grab radius increased by 5000
* This is a fix to the cornercase of someone being caught inside of the mummies but not grabbed
- Made his Tormented Soul selectable so you can tab to them, and minimap icon restored so you can actually SEE WHERE IT'S GOING

Pollywog Priest
- Fixed his alt avatar not playing the Hawaii 5-0 theme on his Tongue Tied

Puppet Master
- Fixed a very small bug that didn't give Whiplash a 1000% damage increase when Puppet Master died with 1 charge on it
- Fixed Voodoo Puppet to delete heroes correctly

Rampage
- Stampede now summons a 7 kilogram rock to smite your opponents.

Sand Wraith
- Dissipate damage reverted to true damage.
- When Sand Wraith deals >300 damage per attack, all enemy tower defenders will ragequit and enemy barracks will no longer produce units. This fixes the problem of people not conceding at this point.

Soul Reaper
- Fixed a majority of cases of his aura getting around Unbreakable

Soulstealer
- Removed souls requirement from his ultimate for now, we will fix it and re-add it later

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